* ENGLISH HUMOUR
Witty, sarcastic, allusive – the English are well-known for their individual sense of humour which is unlike anywhere in the world. As they usually put it, laughter is the shortest distance between two people. English is a language in which puns can be easily played because of its huge potential, the grammar and vocabulary allowing for endlessly amusing confusions of meanings. On the other hand, the English people have a typical outlook and spirit which enhance the flexibility of their language and so hilarious situations are created.Are you kidding?
Waiter: Long time, no sea!
- Customer: Waiter! Will my hamburger be long?
Waiter: No. It will be round and flat.
- Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting with this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in school!
If Life were like a computer:
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You could add or remove someone in your life using the control panel.
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You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.
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You could turn off the speaker when life gets too noisy.
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You could click on ‘find’ (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.
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To get your daily exercises, just click on ‘run’!
- If you mess up your life,you could always press ‘Ctrl, Alt, Delete’ and start all over!
